1. damnthatswhatshesaid:

    when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade


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    (Source: barack-obottm, via rawhumor)

  2. abigalmills:

    im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

    (Source: officialinquisitor, via hate)

  3. Maybe you can afford to wait. Maybe for you there’s a tomorrow. Maybe for you there’s one thousand tomorrows, or three thousand, or ten, so much time you can bathe in it, roll around it, let it slide like coins through you fingers. So much time you can waste it.
    But for some of us there’s only today. And the truth is, you never really know.

    — Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall (via a-thousand-words)
  4. hate:

    do u ever just want to cry but like have no reason to

  5. stabs:

    it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.  

    (via hate)

  6. suspend:

    why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

    (via las-xo)

  7. meladoodle:

    id rather fall in lava than fall in love

    (Source: meladoodle, via hate)

  8. he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him

    — most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you   (via forebidden)

    (Source: w-r-i-st-s, via bradfordbadbitch)

  9. Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.

    Kid in my lit class

    Simple yet very true.

    (via melodiousgeekery)

    (via ddisturbinglondon)

  10. slapping:

    do you ever just want to sit outside with someone and talk all night because i do

    (via ddisturbinglondon)

  11. pemsylvania:

    proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

    (via kinesisj)

  12. phillestersliongirl:


    I’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love


    (via heisenbergstyles)

  13. Nothing kills you like your mind