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Your crush gets to see themselves naked everyday
your crush can make out with themselves and its not considered cheating
your crushed beneath a car. it’s hard to see and everything smells bad. you’re happy because you feel no pain as everything fades away
Source: vanillish
Post reblogged from Silently Screaming with 95,733 notes
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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Post reblogged from a bad stand up comedian with 2,171 notes
if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired
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Post reblogged from Heart of Disney with 95,644 notes
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
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Photoset reblogged from Lotus Paradigm with 20,045 notes
help, i can’t stop laughing
omg
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Post reblogged from Changed The Way You Kiss Me with 4,655 notes
i wonder how many selfies zayn malik has on his phone
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Photo reblogged from Changed The Way You Kiss Me with 140,035 notes
sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey
there’s no in between
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Post reblogged from Midnight Doesn't Last Forever with 91,416 notes
i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
Post reblogged from Silently Screaming with 40,590 notes
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
Source: coolscar
Post reblogged from Silently Screaming with 113,490 notes
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
Source: bondoge
Photo reblogged from Midnight Doesn't Last Forever with 458 notes
jk ilky (i like kissing you).
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Post reblogged from i was topniall with 27,392 notes
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
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Post reblogged from a bad stand up comedian with 13,231 notes
am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
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